December 2010
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So when we think we’ve escaped the unbearable ordinariness and, well,...
– — Harper Pitt. Angels in America. Millennium Approaches Act I, Scene VII.
November 2010
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Silently reflection turns my world to stone
Patiently correction leaves us all...
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My housemate added some items to my to do list
10. give markiee a million dollars 11. buy her a minature pig 12. tell her shes awesome everyday 14. go to six flags during xmas break
“I skipped 13. Because 13 is an unlucky number. You’re putting this online? Don’t tell them my address!”
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Strangest girl ever
Me (to Rachel): I like your underwear. o:
Rachel: You are jealous. You are jealous of my vagina and its sense of style.
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The house is peaceful
I’m up to do homework and my amazing girlfriend is fast asleep. She’s a bad girl and slept at 5am, but I forgive her because she’s sick and it’s my fault. I can’t go into my room or I’ll wake her up. She’s a very, very light sleeper. We’ve been together for five years and I just discovered that. We’ve spent the past four days together. Four...
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X-Rated Harry Potter trailer hayyy. ;) Lolololololollolololl. <333
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Is phone sex a sin?
– Deep, late-night philosophical discussions.
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Can I rent your virginity?
– — Anonymous
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"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other...
— My housemate Malek, reciting the interwebs.
I’m sorry I’ve been neglecting you Tumblr, but my research paper and midterm will be finished soon, and I can once again spend hours upon hours not studying, staring deep into the lovely blue ocean that is your homepage layout. <3
Now if you’ll excuse me, I must return to Hell.
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California is holding its breath for the Prop 19 results. Inhaling, holding, and...
– LOLOLOL. Oh, the truth one finds on Google.
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