September 2010
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An ode to the Smucker's Uncrustable
Well, not really an ode. More like a letter. Except not really.
Oh Smucker’s Uncrustable, just look at you. You are yummy, gooey, sweet, soft, fatty, unhealthy, chemical-ridden, and your expiration date is probably 4010. Normally I would never eat anything like you. Most of the food I eat doesn’t come in a wrapper, and almost never has more than 5 ingredients. You, on the other...
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“Yeva’s a Bitch.” An original...
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Don't get in over your head.
(via apony)
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Fuck, man. Sometimes I annoy the hell out of...
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Anonymous asked: I have seen a lot of beauty in my life.
I've watched the sun set over the sparkling ocean and over the wide, wild countryside with the dried grass rustling softly in the breeze. I've seen the sun shine through tiny cracks in the thick cover of tall oak trees. I've watched flowers of varied colours bloom, each one precious and bursting with wonder. I've seen the pure...
I've watched the sun set over the sparkling ocean and over the wide, wild countryside with the dried grass rustling softly in the breeze. I've seen the sun shine through tiny cracks in the thick cover of tall oak trees. I've watched flowers of varied colours bloom, each one precious and bursting with wonder. I've seen the pure...
