Neighings: I heard this joke a while ago and... →
lgbtlaughs: 4 guys are playing golf. One guy goes to get everyone drinks. While the other three are waiting, they decide to brag about their sons. “My son owns a successful car dealership,” guy #1 said. “He is so successful, he was able to give one of his friends two new cars.” “My son is a…
I worked out and didn’t take a shower yet. But I still smell better than...– My housemate. Welcome to UC Santa Cruz.
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apony: You made me lose another follower with your middle of the night incorrect ramblings on my Tumblr THX ALOT BI LEEVIN U WELL IF THEY UNFOLLOWED YOU JUST FOR THAT THEN THEY’RE STUPID AND SHOULDN’T BE FOLLOWING YOU ANYWAY CAUSE YOU’RE TOO GOOD FOR THEM. Plus they’re just jealous cause I’m so eloquent and shit.
Every time I hear the words "domestic partnership"...
Two of my housemates are watching anime. It sounds...
I have two grandchildren — Maggie is 11, Robert is 9,” Gingrich said at...– Newt Gingrich Secular atheist radical Islamic anti-American country? That seems contradictory. (via reallyfoxnews) OH MY GOD hahahahahahahahaha
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